I would cast one more vote for "Teddy Bear" (the Red Sovine one), if it can even be considered a song.

Justa, be ashamed! "Knights in White Satin" was redeemed from awfulness by Doc doing it. Anything Doc sings becomes a Good Song by virtue of his singing it. IMNOFBHI.

Kendall, re "Poppa, Don't Whip Little Benny," have you heard the Homer and Jethro version, "Momma, Don't Whup Little Buford?" Considerable improvement, I think.

"Momma, Don't Whup Little Buford,
Momma, don't pound on his head!
Momma, don't whup little Buford,
I wish you would shoot him instead...

"When Buford was five, he was smoking,
And drinkin' hard likker at six.
At seven, he learnt about wimmen,
At eight, Buford got his first fix!

Hmmm....maybe that's not so funny anymore. But it used to be.

Peter.