The direct approach always worked on me. One very attractive woman came to me after a performance and asked "My family own an island in Greece, and, I'd like to take you there." I figured she was a nut, so, didn't go. Another asked if I would like to go home with her, I told her I was married, and couldn't do that. She said "I dont want to buy you, just borrow you for the weekend." After the divorce, I took her up on it. Another simply said "Would you like to share my bed tonight"? I said, "Yes" we formed a long friendship.

The best come back I ever heard to an idiot who said to a woman, "I'd like to get into your pants." she replied, "What for? there's one asshole already in them."