I always though Elvis was a fair-to-middling honkytonk singer, but it makes me cranky they way his idiot fans promoted him to Immortal status. "King of Rock and Roll?" Reigning over who? B.B King? Chuck Berry? Dodiddley? Muddy Waters? Gimme a break. Some sage once compared Elvis to Jesus, saying: "He was a pretty good guy, but his followers can be a real pain in the ass."