An Irishman, a Jew and an Indian were travelling together when they got lost in thick fog. They eventually came cross a farm house and decided to seek a bed for the night. So the farmer obliged by telling them that he only had two beds available in the farmhouse, the other would have to sleep in the barn. So they tossed a coin and the Jew lost, so off he went. It wasn't very long before there was a knock on the back door and the Jew said, "I am not sleeping in the barn you have pigs in there and pork in my country is considered sacred". So the Indian volunteered to go, but very soon he was knocking on the back door and - yes, you've guessed it, He refused to sleep in the barn because there were cows in there and cows are sacred in his country. So the Irishman said, "I don't know why you making all this fuss,we don't have problems like that in the auld country!" So off we went and it was but a matter of seconds before there was bit of a racket outside the back door. When they opened it there was a cow and a pig standing there!!