PLUMBER'S LITTLE HELPER TROLLING THRONES

What a drag it is getting old "Teeth taste different today,"
Is what I hear her say
Mother needs something to keep her dentures on
And when she got rather ill
Her dentures took a spill

She goes running in a swelter
For a plumber's little helper
And she tries to get her teeth
But they won't taste too sweet
"Food tastes different today,"
Is what I hear her say
Eating fresh food without dentures is a drag
So she buys a Slimfast shake
And puree's her frozen steak

And goes running in a swelter
For a plumber's little helper
And she's plunging it inside
But the teeth won't start to rise

Plumber, Hello
Don't want Jello
Inside the John
My teeth are gone
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today
Is what I hear her say
They just won't loan you money in a pinch
Now he's keeping all my teeth
And he won't give an inch

And goes running in a swelter
For a plumber's little helper
And with no teeth tonight
There's gonna be a fight

Plumber please
I'm on my knees
What can I do
They're in the loo
What a drag it is getting old

"Toilet's way too clogged today,"
Is what I hear her say
A pro is what we need to get them out
So a plumber did his job
And she popped 'em her gob

No more running in a swelter
To her plumber's little helper
He just helped her get 'em out
And she put 'em in her mouth!