Many years ago when I was young and lovely a bloke at work asked me if I lived in a house with a tin roof - I replied "no, why?" - he said "I like to lie in bed and listen to the rain on a tin roof" (it was raining at the time). I thought it was original so I smiled when I said no.........ah, them were the days!
Cheers
JennieG who has now been married forever and doesn't get lines like that anymore.......