I hate to even repeat this one, but the fact my friend used it, and that it worked is funny in and of itself!

My friend Charles told me he was 42 when he met and started "dating" Debbie who was 21. I asked how they met, and he said he had been at a party at a friend's house when this cute young woman in short shorts came by .... he said, "Darlin' - you've got the kind of legs I like; feet at one end and pussy at the other!"

I said, "wow ... and she responded to that comment, did she?"

"Been with me ever since!" he sniffed with emphasis!