"Last time you spent a night in my camper, the vinyl covering peeled off the walls."
"The best thing about your manly smell is that I can't tell when you fart."
"Chemical Warfare is outlawed by the Geneva Convention and this applies to you too."
"Just don't stand too close to the campfire 'cause I think that stench may be explosive."
"Not to put too fine a point on it, but when you walked into the woods, 4 skunks ran out and 17 birds fell out of the trees."