Hmmm... mudcat hiccuped... plus, it doesn't seem to understand the PRE tag! Would some kindly MudElf please delete my two entries above and keep THIS one!

BOUNCING ON THE BED
Words and Music: Al Boyce 11/15/92

          D       G         D     
  With my mom and dad still fast asleep
    G                D
  I kick my blankets in a heap
    G                  D
  I yawn and shake the cobwebs
          A   
  From my sleepy little head
   D      G     D
  Upon my bed I take my feet
       G                 D
  Then crouch and take a mighty leap
      G             D
  And start another merry morning
  A               D
  Bouncing on the bed
  

CHORUS:
Then it's up and down and all around
It's deep into my bed I bound
The fluff and feathers flying
Falling fast around my head
And I whoop and shout a joyful sound
And jump and pound my mattress down
Then take the heights, there's nothing quite like
Bouncing on the Bed!

Then my father opens up the door
And in a tired voice he roars
"Please cease your lusty leaping
Like a kangaroo!", he says
He stumbles back to sleep some more
And when I hear him start to snore
I cannot help returning to my
Bouncing on the bed!

Well time has passed, the years have flown
I have a house to call my own
I met and wooed my darling
On a summer's day we wed.
And now if by chance I hear a groan
And squeaking sounds that are well known
I'll go and join my babies while they're
Bouncing on the bed!

duplicate posts deleted by mudelf ;-)