Redeem My Teeth
Tune: Brand New Key

I dropped my dentures down the john Friday night
The plumber fished them back out; that's all right
But then it seemed I lacked the cash to pay
My boyfriend could, but would not, so I say-ay:

(chorus>
I've got a boyfriend who's a cheapskate
He won't redeem my teeth
He wanted me to sign an I.O.U.
He must think I'm a thief!
Ain't been lookin' around a lot,
Because I thought he was neat,
But I've got a boyfriend who's a cheapskate
He won't redeem my teeth

I'm so embarrassed; the cops had to come
They must all think that I'm pretty dumb
I had to sign that stinkin' I.O.U.
Just to get back what I lost in the loo

(repeat chorus)

This is the boyfriend I let drive my car
He shares my bed, guess we go pretty far
It almost seems he thinks he's too good for me
I'm okay alone; friends like him I don't need

(repeat chorus & fade!)

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