Hey mousethief! That's a goodun! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

I've got a boyfriend who's a cheapskate
He won't redeem my teeth
He wanted me to sign an I.O.U.
He must think I'm a thief!
Ain't been lookin' around a lot,
Because I thought he was neat,
But I've got a boyfriend who's a cheapskate
He won't redeem my teeth

Only one problem, now I can't get this frickin' tune out of my head . . . ;-)

-- Áine