As many of you know, somebody has been cyberstalking me since at least April, popping up in threads where I post and calling me a racist, mostly.

For reasons I won't go into, I'm going to say it's a "her".

I've written her a couple of songs. If you can't beat 'em, mock 'em.

"The deville, that prowde spirite, cannot stand to be mocked" --Donne

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Hit and Run
by Alex Riggle

Chorus
Hit and run, hit and run
It's a bloody lot of fun
No accountability
Cos that's such a drag for me
There's no reason, there's no rhyme
When I'm acting like a slime
I'm just a troll who finds it fun
To hit and run, hit and run

My momma done told me when I was just little,
"Son stand by your words, a coward don't be.
"If you disagree with any one person,
"Discuss it with courage." But I said, "Aw, gee,...

Repeat Chorus

Responsible discussion's too bloody much work
Much easier to stuff my head up my bum
And blindly attack those I disagree with
It's a coward's way out, but it's easy and fun

Repeat Chorus

Disagree with a black and I'll call you a "racist."
And an "anti-Semite" if you disagree with a Jew.
If a man disagrees with a woman, he's "sexist."
It's a bunch of baloney, but so easy to do!

Repeat Chorus

Copyright (C) 2001 by Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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Cyberstalker
tune: Moonshadow

I'm being harassed by a cyberstalker
cyb- cyb- cyberstalker
But I'm not embarassed by my cyberstalker
cyb- cyb- cyberstalker

Cos if I ever have my doubts
That someone cares that I'm about
Yeah if I ever have my doubts
Away-hey hey, yay-hey-hey
My cyberstalker removes all doubts

Did it take long to find me
I ask my faithful shadow
Did it take long to find me
And are you gonna make me sad? O!

I'm being harassed by a cyberstalker (etc.)

Copyright ©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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Don't Let Me Down
Tune: Don't Let Me Down (Beatles)

Don't Let Me Down(4x)

I'm being stalked for the first time
Don't know how long it will last
It's a second-rate endeavor
It's an act that has no class

Copyright ©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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More to come, as necessary.

Thanks, stalker! Now I know that somebody out there cares that I'm here!

Alex