I tell people my job is to break computers, and I'm not lieing. The best part is I only have to break them, someone else fixes them! I'm rather good at it too if you will allow me to ignore modesty and brag about something you all want to do.
Well, I've moved to the other side of the wall now. I create computer bugs now, not find them.
I'm a pro ice skater inside, but neither good enough, nor of the right type to make it big. I hate everything type of ice skating that could make me money. (hockey, various olympic, and diseny on ice.)