And the beat goes on. You know there's many a man who's flipped his lids down various plumbing apparatus. I remember waking up late one night to a family commotion down below, a gathering around the sink listening to my brother explain how in trying to save time he had rinsed his contact lenses down the plug hole. Fortunately, father, who was not always the most helpful person in situations like this, skillfully attacked the watertrap and successfully retrieved the lenses. No doubt he would of had similar success with Floozianna's toilet.

I may yet submit my ultimate shanty if further provoked; I'm torn between "Flozianna" and "Rise Again."