Ralphie,

I'm sure all the big words in the book did make it scary for you.

How predictable it is to see you still can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with your obscurity.

I wondered what had happened to Nic Jones' internet savior, and now, here I am face to face with the legend.

I believe it was Shaw who said "When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declare it his duty."

You fool too many people too much of the time, Ralphie me boy. But in the jaundiced eyes of a cynic like me, your halo always did look pretty rusty and askew.

Kisses, kisses.