It's not a particular song, but does it run anybody else nuts to go into a restaurant and have the staff all gather around somebody and sing (or, usually, chant) some incredibly stupid "Happy birthday" thing for some poor embarrassed schmuck?

I went into a Red Lobster about five or six years ago and had to endure it five times during the meal. Since then I've taken to calling the manager immediately and complaining about the disruption of my meal.

david