*refresh* (okay, so it's not the most refreshing thread!)

Since we're on the subject of toilets in SONG CHALLENGE! - part 64, I thought I'd hearken back to this story...


A SCREAM, AS YOU SQUISH, YOUR THROAT MAKES
(Tune: "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" from Walt Disney's CINDERELLA, 1950)

A scream, as you squish, your throat makes
When your ass you see
In steamy brown ooze; your bloat breaks
The john as you fish for your key.

Have faith in your screams, that some way
Policemen will come, saving you.
No matter how your bloat they're heaving,
If you keep on retrieving
The key, man, you'll squish there anew.