Brett, sometimes it's more comforting to be wrong! I never even saw the show, although I probably heard the song - that's how I knew to change the channel. I'm not sure how it got stuck in my head or why it decided to surface. I also know all the words to the Mr Ed theme. I apologise for that.

John Hardly - I'm shocked! They were simply comparing the musical and gastronomical tastes of the two! One likes weiners, one likes crepes, and everybody knows crepes aren't suggestive at all...