I had to laugh today when I read of the bag thief who nicked Nigel Benn's suitcase off his trolley at the airport. I mean, this guy's a heavyweight boxer and extremely big and fit!! He raced after the thief and held him in a headlock until security arrived - lucky he didn't stick one on him otherwise he'd be minus his head! Isn't there an annual award ceremony for people who do the world a favour by not passing on their genes??