Doc, you'll be happy to know that I have called several people around here both Scumbags and Douchebags....I like to be gender specific.

Kendall.....you fake your sails, I'll flake mine. Say, there is a sail loft up your way that I never bought from, but I wore one of thier T-Shirts anyway. The company is Hard Sails and of course their T-Shirt says, "Sail With A Hard On"

Spaw