Two come to mind: You picked a bad time to leave me, Lucille puts me in a seriously bad mood. What an a**hole! Didn't mind that she left - just that she left at an inconvenient time.

Also, the guy at the next desk to me used to sing something he picked up from some TV show (someone in UK is bound to know which one):

to the tune of 1st half of Buffalo Girls Won't you Come Out Tonight:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get, get, get on your nerves
(repeat at will)

And guess what? It really really does.

sian