DROOLING
(tune: Green Acres Theme Song)

Car-bo-hydrates are the thing I crave
High Protien diet's just depraved
Lobster and bacon may just suit you fine
But I would kill for Pasta with some wine!

Wheat bread is what I want to chew
I want some rice, and 'taters too!
What good is it when I lose weight
If my cravings I can never slake?

Hot Toast!
Beef Roast!
Pancakes!
fresh Hake!

This is my diet! Stomach, be QUIET!
Fat cells, you're out of here!