Well, in keeping with the "Disney" theme, I started with:

I wanna be where the pickles are
I wanna feel, wanna feel 'em dancin'

But for some reason just couldn't get any further. Aren't we glad!

The following, on the other hand, goes far too far.

The Long-Pickle Song
Tune: The Logical Song (Supertramp)

When I was young, it seemed that veggies were edible
Shreddable
Forgettable
Not petable
Then I joined the 4-H, and found that veggies were sowable
Growable
Showable
And knowable...

There are times when all the world's asleep
Then downstairs I will creep
I'm such a sinful Fran
Then I grab a pickle long and lean
And soon that pickle's clean

No, let's just not go there.

Alex