Scotty: Aye, lad! Ye canna make warp nine wi' the dylithium crystals in this kinda shape! I'm doin' all I can and she'll only make warp 7 and a half! I'm an engineer, not a miracle worker!!!

Jim: Mr. Scott...(dramatic pause)...a miracle...(even more dramatic pause)...is what we're going to have to have...(3rd dramatic pause)...on this occasion! (short dramatic pause) I know you can do it.

[long exasperated sigh from Scott. Spock raises one eyebrow meaningfully. Show breaks for wonderbra commercial, as the Klingons close in for the kill.]

- LH