Damnit to hell it's dark in here, au secours! Damnit to hell it's rank in here, au secours! Damnit to hell it's rank, it stinks, I wanna get out, I need a drink. Stinky-dinky au secours.

(At 3 or 4AM there was another verse, undoubtedly brilliant,but it has fled. If it ever returns I'll let you know.)