Okay so you like want to like start a festivale eh? Decent! What you gotta do is con the local pawlitishons into forkig over some cashe eh? If they don't go for it then you gatta find a farmer that owns some land out in the cuntry, eh?He will probably rent it for a 24 of beer. Then you gotta get at least 5 trucklaods of beer, I dont care how but get it! Then you, like, put up a sh*tload of posters that say stuff like ROCK ON AND GET TANKED!!! That will garanty good attednance, eh?
If you get more people than you can handle, theh hire some bikres to keep the forkers in line. Bikers will work for beer, eh?
Make sure you get bands that are flippin LOUD! If the music is real loud then people will hear it and come to the festival.
Forget about folk music! QWhat you want is ROCK AND HEAVY METAL AND DEATH METAL and maybe some nostalja like a Led Zeppelin cover group.
Ferget about yer Elvis imitators. Tehy suck!
I figger these are the basics and you like got it covered.
Decent, eh?
- BDiBR