Hey, McGrath, can you actually do the Guardian crossword? I can often finish the Saturday's Telegraph by the following Saturday (if my wife joins in, it's "usually" rathern than "often"). There's a chap I see in the pub who's recently been made redundant & now spends most of the day doing the Guardian Xwd: he's usually got somewhere between 2 & 6 left undone by the evening & sometimes I'll "help" him: but I am almost always unable to do any, and even the ones he's done I frequently need explaining. So if you can do it, you go up (were that possible!) in my estimation.