That's too bad about the Amish family, Spaw. Geez. All I can suggest is they could maybe rent some old Star Trek videos...no, wait...the Amish don't watch videos.

Hmmm....this is a tough one. I'll have to sleep on it.

Anyway, we appreciate the efforts of the NYCFTTS in handling the overflow from the WSSBA, cos we are just starting up here, and the response has been tremendous. Astounding in fact. These yahoos want to dance the macarena like Shatner. NOBODY can dance the macarena like Shatner, but that doesn't stop them. Nooooo....

I'm interested in that James Taylor Rehab Clinic for Catatonic Blandness (JTRCFCB, I presume?).

I didn't frankly think there was any cure for catatonic blandness. What is the technique? There is a plague of catatonic blandness in Canada. Our political system is rife with it on almost every level since Pierre Trudeau passed away.

Please forward research material to the WSSBA right away! Canada needs your help!

- LH