Three men show up at the Gate and request admission.
Sez St. Peter to the first," Who are and what did you do to benefit mankind?"
The man answered, " my name is George. I was a stockbroker and every year I gave One Million dollars to cancer research. "Pass within." sez St. Peter."Next!"
I'm Frank and I was an oil man in Texas and I gave Two Million every year to help feed starving children."
"Pass within."sez St.Peter."And you?"
The third guy mumbles, "My names Joe but I guess I won't be coming in. I only made about $35,000 my whole life."
Really? sez St. Pete. "What instrument do you play?"

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