Boring Man John Lennon/Paul McCartneyHe's a really boring shite,
Publishing his boring site
Making all the World Wide Web so dull to see
Doesn't have a fancy gif,
He is such a boring stiff,
He doesn't have the wit like you and meBoring man you're so boring
It is you, we're ignoring
You boring creep, the world is starting to sleepHe's as bland as he can be,
Watches weather On TV
Boring man won't show no glee at allDoesn't have a thing to do,
Collects stamps he has a few,
Likes to count the pollen on his beesBoring man are you crazy
Or are you, Just lazy
Driving a Mercury Marquis because it is blandHe's a real boring man,
Sitting in his big fat can,
Making all his boring fans read his dull site
Making all his boring fans read his dull shiteEven love he cannot make
His girlfriend cannot stay awake
Who knows what she has to fake, with him