Uh, OK, Kendall. Here's another one. Quasimodo was on his way out to work and his wife says, "Oh Quasi, dear!" He stops and says, "Wha?" She says, "What would you like for dinner this evening?" Quasimodo replies, "Anything but Chinese food. I'm sick of it." That evening, he walks in the front door, and sees his wife with a wok out on the table. He screams, "No! I said I didn't want Chinese food! I told you I was sick of it!" "Oh, be quiet, silly!" she says, "I'm just ironing your shirt!"

Seamus