The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19401   Message #533483
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
22-Aug-01 - 04:23 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 17
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 17
Jingle

We clip, We strip, no lip
We'll cut your hair in our underwear

Song I've Been Everywhere Recorded by Hank Snow Written by Geoff Mack

I was workin on a contract
In the little town of Laval Quebec
I was feelin kinda hairy
So I decided "What the heck?
I'll get me a little haircut
So I went looking to see what I could find
So I went to le Sex Symbol
And took my place in line
Things looked kinda crazy as I sat down in the chair
"I can see that you're real purty ma'am
But can you cut my hair?

Can you cut my hair ma'am?
Can you cut my hair ma'am?
I see you standing there ma'am
Just in your underwear ma'am
I have just one fear ma'am
Can you cut my hair?

I see rude girls, lewd girls, crude girls, nude girls
Corny girls, porny girls, horny girls and shorny girls
Nice girls, spice girls, on a bed of rice girls
Naughty girls, haughty girls, "Look what he just bought me" girls
Glad girls, bad girls, even on the pad girls
Small girls, tall girls, up against the wall girls
See girls, gee girls, keep your hands off me girls
Can you cut my Hair?