George W died - and went to hell.

The devil came to meet him " George", he said, "Your early, We just ain't got room for you. Tell y'll what I'll do - we'll release some poor sinner, now follow me."

Off they went - the first cavern they came to, there was Tricky Dicky up to his neck in boiling oil. "Well George, shall we release Richard M ?".

"No ", said George W.

The next cavern contained Ronald Regan, up to his neck in ice.

"No ", said George W.

The third cavern contained Bill Clinton - spreadeagled on a rock with Monica Lewinski bending over him, doing what ever Monica L does to Presidents.

"Well ??" says the Devil.

"Hmm ", thought George W. "It Could be worse !".

"Yes !!", says George W. "This will suit me".

"O.K.", says the Devil, "Monica you may go now".

Gareth