I remember the first 'smutty' joke my Dad ever told me.

Guy dies and is shown Heaven and Hell. Heaven - all harps, clowds and heavenly singing. Hell - smoky bars, tankards of ale, loose women...

"I think I'll choose Hell" he says, but his guide tuts and shakes his head. Pulling him to one side the guy asks "What's wrong with Hell then? Looks a site more fun than Heaven."

The guide replies "Well, for a start the tankards all have holes in. And don't even ask about the women..."

;-)

Cheers

DtG