Back in the '70s, when I still smoked, I was walking back home one night and found I'd run out of ciggies. All the pubs had just shut, andf the nearest machine was right over the other side of town. Then I remembered the Chinese takeaway in Lower Rushall Street (you know? used to be next to The Cats). I wentr in and asked for twenty "No. 6". I came out with 10 lbs of egg fried rice.

Steve

OK, I know it;s an old joke, but this was 30 years ago!