I figure you Americans have almost recovered by now from the Bush-Gore fiasco, so it's time to introduce something equally contentious. There you have it. Vote Spaw or vote William Shatner for most sexy man in 2001. Do not vote frivolously or without thoroughly informing yourself first on this utterly crucial issue! The very survival of your country may hinge upon the results.

Now, I know that William Shatner is a Canadian, but don't let that worry you...he's a movie star fer chrissake. He's like Schwarzenneger. It no longer matters where he was born.

And he starred on an American-made prime-time TV show, so if that ain't good enough, I don't know what is.

A vote for Shatner is a vote for international understanding, whereas a vote for Spaw is a vote for...ummm...well, geez...

Hell, I don't know what it's a vote for. The mind boggles.

Anyway, don't let that stop you. Git out thar and vote!!!

- LH

p.s. And don't blame me for this. If Spaw can start a thread about kicking Max in the balls, then I can start this one with a clean conscience...

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