"it doesn't matter what a man looks like in the dark"

By God, that is a quote to remember! Take note, narcissistic males everywhere...

We just phoned in to the Shatner headquarters to get his comment on coming up a poor third, or perhaps tied for 4rth....with Woody Allen. His first words were "What, YOU again? I thought I told you NEVER TO CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN!!! YOU, STUPID, F..." We are unable at this time to quote his further comments, which rambled on for some time and had little or nothing to do with the main election issue, namely his sexiness as compared to Spaw, etc.

We do feel, however, that Shatner is doing himself no favour by demonstrating poor grace under pressure...not the sort of behaviour that wins elections.

- LH