Greetings all

A Catholic, Buddhist, Daoist, Methodist, Lutheran, and Athiest die about the same time and find themselves at the Pearly Gates talking to St. Peter. He welcomes them to Heaven and lets them know that while the Christians got it right about the concept of Heaven, just about everyone is let in at the end of life because it's silly to be so picky.

The newcomers begin taking the tour with Pete and eventually meet up with loved ones, but the Daoist notices a large wall in the distance that seems to go on for miles. He asks Pete what that is and Pete says: "Oh, that's were we put Southern Baptists - For some reason they STILL like to believe they're the only ones up here."

Pax yall