Three Nurses await entrance to heaven. Saint Peter asks the first, "What did you do"? She replied, "I worked in an inner city clinic, giving aid to poor adults and children without medical insurance, mostly for free".

"You may come in", he said

Saint Peter then asked the second nurse what she had done with her life. "I worked with a missionary group in South America, giving care to children who had never even heard of Doctors or modern health care, and tried to spread the word of God".

"You may come in", he said

When he asked the third nurse what she had done, she sheepishly repied, "I worked for an HMO".

Saint Peter scratched his beard for a few seconds, then said, "You may come in".

"Thank God"said the third nurse, "I thought you might not let me in"!

"Oh, you can come in", said Saint Peter, "But you can only stay for three days".