Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, Clinton went straight to heaven and the Pope went down to hell.
When St. Peter realised his mistake he phoned the devil and asked him to send the Pope up while he sent Clinton down.
On the way they both met and Clinton said to the Pope "Well Hi Mr Pope I see there was some sort of mistake but I sure as hell will be glad to meet all my old friends again down in hell"
The Pope answered "And I have always wanted to meet the saints and of course the Virgin Mary"
"Well Mr Pope"replied Bill Clinton "You're a couple of days late for the Virgin Mary"