The world's two laziest hillbilly rednecks were Buford and Bubba.

One morning, there is an ominous knocking on the door of Bubba's shack. Bubba answers to be greeted by a large group of men with DEA in big letters across their nylon windbreakers. "We've received an anonymous tip that there are illegal drugs buried in your potato field. Please remain in your premises while we conduct a search". So, Bubba stays inside and peeps out the window. He is amazed to see the agents dig up every square foot of his potato field, looking for drugs.

At the end of a very thorough search, the chief agent says, "I'm sorry for the inconvenience but we've found no drugs." and leaves. Soon after he leaves, the phone rings and it's Buford.

"What were all them fellers doin' in yer garden patch?"

"Lookin' fer drugs."

"Did they find any?"

"Naww, but they did dig up the whole place!"

"Well, it worked jist like you said! Tomorrow you kin phone and tell 'em that thar's drugs hid in a log in my woodpile!"