What if the guys on strike had known about Lewis Browning??

Twinkies for Nothing in the style of Dire Straits

I want my....I want my...... I want my Twin in kies

Now look at Lewis Browing, that's the way ya do it
Eating twinkies and delivery
Now look at old Lewis, there aint nothing to it
Complimentary Twinkies and his Milk for Free
Now when he's workin' he take a twink and chew it
I wish I was as smart as he
Maybe get a toothache in your small bicuspid
Maybe get a little Cav-it-y

We on a strike here we're against hostess.
Wonder Bread and Twinkies
We gotta strike here but people hate us
We gotta stop those Deliveries
See the Howdy Doody and He's munchin on a Twinkie
Yeah Buddy, that's wooden Hair
And SuperMan has got a Twinkie on his Birthday
You know that it just ain't fair

I shoulda been a milk truck driver
Ate thirty thousand twinkie buns
Look at that fella smiling at the camera
Oh no! His teeth are gums

And when driving, what's that? Hostess cupcakes?
They're getting sticky icing all over me
There's only one good snack to eat when you're driving
Twinkies For Nothin and your milk for free

Now we ain't striking there weren't nothing to it
The strike was killed with generousity
We got a raise but that just didn't do it
We got our Twinkies and our milk for free

We got to move these Hostess food products
We gotta make deliveries
We won't deliver these fine confections
Without, Twinkies for Nothin and out Milk for free

Twinkies for Nothin....Milk for free
Twinkies for Nothin....Milk for free
Twinkies for Nothin....Milk for free