Oh, the HUMANITY! Oh, the AGONY! Oi the ECSTACY! To wander in here by mistake (I thought it was a serious discussion on whether to join "The Hair Club For Men")....and to find Joe Offer, the crusader for 'meaningful threads" here! Not only that, but he drags me in, and puts me on public display with that Enquirer photo of me trying to jam a ceramic rodent up my nose!

Joe, I don't care whether you're on the Pope's list for future canonization or not...I'm dragging you into the next silly thread I find!

but can you show me how to turn that lighthouse into something more salacious?!

Rick