Three men, a Welshman, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were walking on the beach one day when they kicked up an old lamp.A genie appeared.
"I will grant each of you a wish." he said.
The Welshman said,"My family have always been farmers. Make all the land in Wales fertile so that we will not have to work so hard to make a living."
"Done!" said the genie.
The Frenchman said, "Build a high wall all around France so that no foreign cochon may enter my beloved country."
"Done" said the genie.
The Englishman says, " Before I make my wish, tell me about this wall."
"Well" said the genie,"It's twenty feet thick and forty feet tall and nothing can get in or out."
"Fine." says the Englishman. "Fill it with water please."

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