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Thread #38089   Message #534868
Posted By: Little Hawk
24-Aug-01 - 08:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote!
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote!
That is a damn good point Carol. And so ends another farcical election, courtesy of WSSBS TV, with Spaw declared the official winner by a possum's ass.

Shatner's concession speech is expected at any time.

Most serious analysts credit the barely acknowledged Patrick Stewart as the Ralph Nader of this election, and rate him far sexier than either Spaw or Shatner, but what can you do? It's the unwashed masses who rule here, and they want Spaw.

Gawd, I can hear them chanting out in the street now...

"WE WANT SPAW! WE WANT SPAW! WE WANT SPAW!"

Fine then. You've got him. Don't come whining to us a year or two from now, bemoaning your bad judgement! You're stuck with the bugger for the next 4 years. Maybe for life!

And you coulda had Patrick Stewart. Whatta buncha losers! Geez.

You really oughta move to Canada, Carol... :-)

- LH