Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven. While she is standing in front of St Peter's desk waiting to be processed in she notices clocks everywhere she looks. "Excuse me", she says to St. Peter, "but what are all these clocks doing here?"

St. Peter explains that those are honesty clocks and that each time a person tells a lie his clock advances another minute.

Hillary notices that there are some clocks that don't seem to have advanced at all.

St. Peter says that those clocks belong to the Pope, Ghandi and Mother Teresa.

Hillary then looks around and asks St Peter where her husband Bill's clock is.

St Peter tells her, "Oh that's in God's office, he uses it for a fan!"