A bad guy dies and arrives at the Gates firmly sure that he would be immediately sent to Hell. A 4th class angel receives him and consults his books. "hmm, let me see.. yes, sure, you go to hell" - "Oh, God, .. well, ok, but how can I reach there, how will I know my place ?" - "Don't worry, you will be allowed to choose a Hell you like". A trap opens under his feet and the guy is unelegantly transported to a torrid desert, in front of a wall which showed some doors and signs. He approaches the first, and sees "GERMAN HELL". Three other guys were waiting at the door. -"Hey, how is this hell ?" - "Well, there are carpet of nails, boiling shower, and once an hour the Devil passes and stabs you with his trident" - "yeeach - let's see another one".

The next door was the FRENCH HELL. -"ah.. torments ?" - "Here,carpet of nails, boiling shower, and once an hour the Devil passes and stabs you with his trident" - "ok,ok". Next was THE U.S.A. HELL, same comments at the door, but a rumor was coming from the corner. He walks to the next street and sees an enormous multitude of souls, argueing, screaming and beating each other. The sign: "ARGENTINEAN HELL" . The guy figths to reach the door and cries "hey, how's the torture here? " - "No jodá, boludo"(Don't bother me, asshole) - "Please, please" - "Well, carpet of nails, boiling shower, and once an hour the Devil passes and stabs you with his trident" . Annoyed, the guy screams "So, why is these people fighting here for a place ?" - "ok, I'll tell you: this is the Argentinean Hell, the nails were all stolen, the boiler has been out of order for 25 years, and the Devil comes, signs the book and goes away !!"

Guaranteed made in Argentina. Un abrazo - Andrés, from Buenos Aires