"condom-minimum"

....so there was this condom factory in Texas, and when Alaska was admitted to the Union, some Alaskans, who wanted to rub it in about now being the largest of the United States, placed an order for 12 gross of condoms..all to be 10 inches long!

The production manager went to the president of the firm and asked.."So, what do we DO with this order?"....The president thought for a minute and said...."Fill it....mark 'em 'medium'"

sure..those items are one aspect of our folklore..and I know several more jokes..but I suspect they are already on a hundred joke sites...