"A bar that willna let squids in is a bar that I like," declared Scotty.

"However," stated the tall Vulcan beside him, "it is a clear contravention of Federation Law to refuse service to any friendly species, as such refusal amounts to race discrimination. Section 96, article 51A."

"Well....perhaps we should...remind them...of just how the law applies," said the dashingly handsome mystery Captain. "Gentlemen?"

Scott sighed wearily, and nodded his assent. The uniformed trio rose from their seats and headed toward the bouncers.

- LH