Link sat at the bar and listened to the minor birds. Amazing creatures, always singing in groups, always in harmony, the minor key was making him sad. He was thinkin and a drinkin, just finishing his third Red Bull and Vodka, when she sidled up to the bar.

"Link, you old space cadet! How have you been honey?"

"Harmony Starclapper, the Black Hole of Epsilon Erindi, I never thought I'd see you again. have you broken any hearts lately?"

"Come on, Link, you know that was an accident. Besides, I knew you had a spare."

Yeah, he knew she had done him wrong, those Jarvek 3000 cardiomotors were hard to come by. But look at her. Hair as black as space its self, eyes as deep as hyperwarp and legs as long a night on Venus.
Even though he knew that her irristable gravity would draw him into another dangerous adventure, he just could not say "goooeeeennnncha" -Denebian for 'No'-